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Tuesday, 16 July 2013

TRAFFIC ENFORCERS OR LEGITIMATE NUISANCES

There has been a very disturbing trend in state governance in recent times, especially in states who have adopted the pattern of aggressive revenue generation. Aggressive revenue generation in itself is not a bad thing; especially when it translates into infrastructural development.
However, what smears the whole process is the use of unbridled and unhinged touts to achieve the goal of aggressive taxation. The practice began with the Babatunde Raji Fashola administration. A stranger who drives into Lagos for the first is very likely to get snagged by one of the numerous touts wearing uniforms. From Lagos State Traffic Management Authority (LASTMA) to Anti-One Way, Zero Tolerance, Kick Against Indiscipline (KAI) and all other sorts of traffic enforcers, it is incontestable that some level of sanity has returned on our roads. The fear of hefty fines or car impounds has proved to be a deterrent to many erstwhile reckless motorists. However, tales abound of how these road traffic enforcers have converted their the legitimate offices into tools of extortion and in some cases, they have become probable causes of accidents on our roads. I have heard several stories of how the activities of certain over-zealous officials, LASTMA especially have been the cause of some very bad accidents which claimed lives. In Benin, following the foot steps of the ACN class captain, the comrade governor Adams Oshiomole introduced something similar; Edo State Traffic Management Authority (EDSTMA) they are called. There's no doubt that some sanity has returned to the roads too but my particular concern is the those who constitute these road traffic authorities. I was moved to write this at the behest of a doctor friend who experienced first hand, the extortionist ring these uniformed touts have become in Benin and everywhere they have sprang up so far. Here's his story: "I was driving around King's Square, very close to the House of Assembly last friday at about 4pm when a uniformed man jumped into my car and said, "Bros, drop something." "For what?" I asked, still shocked from the intrusion into my private space. I thought I was being robbed. The uniform he wore calmed me down sort of. "I am taking you to the office for forming double lane." He said. "How?" I asked, bamboozled. There was a terrible hold-up in progress as is often the case by this time of the day at Kings Square. I was firmly locked in between two cars on the right lane. My insistence generated an argument which attracted several of his colleagues. We both got out of the car and passersby and other motorists saw the situation and told these men I had done no wrong but all to no avail. My car key was seized and I was taken to their office and given a ticket which read "Illegal Parking" with an absurd fine of N23000!

I made some calls and met some UNIBEN old boys who worked at the office of the Ministry of Works where I was taken to. They intervened and the "ransom" was reduced to N8000. I couldn't believe that I was going to have to pay that ridiculous sum over trumped up accusations! Well, I did and got into my car and drove off straight to James Watt Road to buy tyres only to discover I had been robbed of my jack!

Once extorted and robbed, you kind of have the antidote or you become immune because you discover you know some people in the office to call next time. However, it is wrong and should stop so I want us to work together to put this menace under control. Thank you." I am very sure that after reading about his ordeal at the hand of these uniformed rogues, many of you have had similar experiences or even worse. It is sad that with Nigeria, there's always a loophole to exploit any installed measure to instill sanity in all works of life. Suggestions are welcome on how to curb the illegal activities of these uniformed nuisances. Malcolm O. Ifi.












Friday, 15 February 2013

GOLDIE AND THE MISCREANTS OF SOCIAL MEDIA

Goldie Harvey
The sudden death of Nigerian pop singer, Susan Oluwabimpe "Goldie" Harvey has to be the worst news that has hit Nigerians in 2013 so far. Even worse was the fact that she died in the evening of Valentine's Day after her return from Los Angeles, United States of America where she attended the Grammy Awards. Her record label reported that the singer complained of a severe headache after the long flight. She was rushed to Reddington Hospital in Victoria Island, Lagos where she was pronounced dead shortly after.

The news first sprang up on the social media from popular gossip blogger Linda Ikeji who claimed Derenle Edun, a close associate of Goldie called her to say the pop star died in his arms at the hospital. The furor that followed was unbelievable as the news which was originally thought to be a rumour spread like wild fire before confirmation came from Goldie's twitter handle as posted by her admin staff that the news of her demise was actually true. 

Goldie was an artist under Kennis Music. She joined the record label in 2010 and has since then, enjoyed a good measure of success. She has received 10 awards amongst which are Exquisite Lady of the year, Best Female Artiste award and City People Best Female Artiste of the year. She represented Nigeria in the last year's edition of Big Brother Amplified (BBA7) which held in South Africa where she was third runner up.

The 31 year old Ekiti State born diva was undoubtably a hard worker who took her musical career quite seriously. She was lambasted heavily on the social media last year by Nigerians who believed she was unoriginal and did not portray the country's culture in a positive light as she appeared to have displayed a western mentality that did not tally with her Nigerian roots at the BBA7 star game. Others criticised the musician for her on-off romance with a fellow housemate, the Kenyan rapper Prezzo. Whatever the case, the criticisms boosted her popularity immensely.

However, after her death was confirmed, it was appalling to see a few uncouth Nigerian youths take to twitter to display their unwarranted hatred for the exited star by making the most crude comments about her death. I was in dismay as I saw comment after comment that made me mourn the loss of humanity in human beings. 

The social media in recent times has become a vocal medium for self expression for the younger generation. However, despite its numerous advantages, it has revealed the most depraved and psychotic mentality of the youths of this generation. This new found freedom of expression has given rise to unbridled and wanton display of stupidity by urchins of unregenerated ancestry. I was extremely shocked reading through the tweets of some persons who displayed the most extreme form of insensitivity and a total lack empathy towards the death of a young woman who rose above the challenges faced by youths in Nigeria today to succeed and make a name in the music industry.

These shamelessly ignorant lot who cowardly insulted Goldie fail to realise that whatever meaningless fame they have gathered via the social media will NEVER translate to any positive change in their miserable existence. The real world is out there and Goldie conquered it. Any doubt in her musical prowess will never belittle the fact that in her short life span, she achieved heights of success and is worth more dead than they will ever be alive.

This once again raises the issue of social media censorship. I think a sort of check should be introduced - probably an IQ test to reduce the influx of the unbelievable amount of retards on the social media. As Harlan Ellison once said; "The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity", it has become overwhelmingly evident on the social media.

For those who know better, the social media is a potent medium for image laundering and capability branding. I would advise the teeming youths of Nigeria to take advantage of it to sell their images positively - sell your image, your abilities, your talents and not your stupidity. The world slowly but steadily moving towards a time when your social media image will be attached to your personality and it will be a useful instrument for sifting the chaff from the real deal. Relevance is relative; you may deceive yourself that have attained a certain level of stardom by the number of followers you have on twitter but it will never amount to anything useful in your life. Contrary to what you may think, you are what you tweet and your tweets determines the kind of crowd you attract as birds of the same feathers flock together.

Be advised.

My most heartfelt condolences goes out the family, close friends and associates of Goldie Harvey. Her bright light was snuffed out too soon. May God grant them and indeed, her numerous fans the fortitude to bear the painful loss.

Malcolm O. Ifi. 

Photo Credit: The Internet

Wednesday, 30 January 2013

THE NIGERIAN YOUTH AND THE MENACE OF UNEMPLOYMENT


It was a pitiful sight at the premises of the Supreme Court complex in Abuja today, which houses the office of the National Judicial Service Commission. Over 3000 unemployed youths gathered there in response to the advert placement by the National Judicial Service Commission for various vacant positions.

The multitude of graduates stood for hours under the blazing sun for an opportunity to pick up the application forms despite the abject lack of organisation, fairness and total disdain for Nigerian graduates. A microcosm of what happens in the larger society was apparent as clear cases of favoritism was the experience of these innocent but frustrated job seekers. Staffs of the commission were there to ensure those they knew bypassed all set protocols to obtain the forms while subjecting "the unknowns" through stressful conditions.

Several angry applicants who waited under the blazing sun wondered why the recruitment process was not put online to save them the hassle of coming all the way to Abuja just to pick up the application forms, especially with such dismal preparations for the process which has been ongoing for weeks. They recounted tales of how the recruitment process was just a formality to "fulfill all righteousness" as they were aware of persons who had already obtained employment and resumed official duties last month for this particular recruitment process.
 
They wondered why they had to be subjected to this psychological torture just to get applications forms of which employment was not even guaranteed as high ranking public officials have already filled up a large percentage of the available vacancies by "slots" allotted to them. Things got to a head and erupted in chaos when a staff of the commission made the mistake of physically assaulting a job seeker. His saving grace was the cool headed members of the crowd - he would have been mobbed. This little altercation disrupted the process that was shabbily organized to begin with.

This little experience is the reality of the unemployed in Nigeria. Graduates are spewed out of our Universities yearly without any significant attempt by government to alleviate the issue of high unemployment rate. They are compulsorily required to waste a year of their lives serving a nation that has no plans for their future or even interested in providing an enabling environment.

Adding this to the mind-boggling corruption and thievery uncovered everyday in the government and the civil service, one is forced to wonder if there is any hope for the youths who are the highly touted "leaders of tomorrow". 

Naija, na so we go dey dey?! 

Malcolm O. Ifi.

Engage on twitter @saymalcolm






Monday, 19 November 2012

THE AUDACITY OF HOPE


“And Obama wins again!”

This was the final report that brought about wild jubilation in the United States of America and in many parts of the world, notably Nigeria. The social media was filled with comments about the just concluded United States Presidential election in which the democrat candidate and incumbent president, Barack Obama defeated hands down his republican opponent, Mitt Romney. The concession and victory speeches of Romney and Obama respectively were as usual, brilliant pieces of oratory; speeches that evoke hope for a brighter tomorrow for Americans.

However, while majority of Nigerians celebrated the victory of Obama at the polls, a group of misfits and skeptics took to the podium of social media to castigate the millions of Nigerians who celebrated the victory of democracy as it should be and for some, it became a bitter war of words. As I monitored this puerile war of words, I had to wonder at the evident myopia of those who decided that the victory of Obama “does not affect the price of garri in the market”.

Nigeria’s political arena has never provided this much excitement in terms of vibrant ideological evangelism, highly intellectual verbal discourse and the smooth functionality of foundationally sound institutions. The election that brought in the Goodluck Ebele Jonathan-led administration was totally bereft of these qualities. I remember with disgust, how millions of Nigerians thronged to the polls to elect a president who had no inspiring antecedents or impeccable moral orientation and displayed a prominent absence of intellect regardless of the prefix attached to his name. I remember with sadness, how Nigerians campaigned and voted for a man solely on ethnic sentiments.

Today, we are all witnesses as to how such myopic deeds can inflict severe hardship on us. I still find it utterly shocking when people still profess loyalty to the GEJ-led administration, when all we have seen are the mindless looting of the commonwealth of Nigeria by public officials, the out-of-control spiral of corruption coupled with mere lip-service to tackle it and a total lack of commitment to any form of development. It is sad that a lot of Nigerians live in an alternate reality to have been so befuddled by the ineptitude of governance in Nigeria today.

Despite this, majority of Nigerians are desirous of change in the way the system is run. This is why we followed the US Presidential elections with keen interest. The aim was not to abandon our nationality with all its contradictions and aspire to be Americans; no. The aim was simply to watch and learn how electoral campaigns should be carried out, how electoral bodies organize credible elections and how candidates ought to conduct themselves during and in the aftermath of elections. We only hope our public officers watched and have learned a thing or two from Mitt Romney’s concession speech and understood the importance of imbibing the spirit of sportmanship rather than the “do-or-die” attitude.

This is why I find it appalling and rather hypocritical that some of the same people who come on social media to rant about Nigeria’s misfortune in governance berate Nigerians who have rejoiced with Americans on Obama’s victory. These are the same people who are avid supporters of clubs in the English Premier League. I now ask, your support of Manchester United, Chelsea and the likes, how does it affect the price of garri in the market?

It is perfectly natural to defer to and enjoy a system that works. If our electoral system and our institutions were functioning reasonably, perhaps we wouldn’t have need to wonder about America, Obama and Romney. If our Premier League was properly managed, perhaps we wouldn’t cheer Manchester United, Chelsea and the likes more than we cheer Enyimba FC of Aba, Kano Pillars and the likes. Our democracy is young, just a little over a decade old but in today’s fast paced world, it is a shame that we have not made any positive strides in governance. The world will not wait for us to open our eyes and develop.

It is the prayer of every well-meaning Nigerian that one day, Nigeria will rise above the challenges she faces today. But we can never move forward or effect change without a model. Obama is a model for leadership and statesmanship; American democracy is a model for the shambolic system we currently operate and call democracy; the English Premiership is a model of how we sorely hope that one day, our Nigerian Premiership will be run.

That my friends, is the audacity of hope.

Malcolm O. Ifi.

Follow on twitter @saymalcolm

First published on November 7, 2012; 10:39 at http://saymalcolm.wordpress.com/2012/11/07/the-audacity-of-hope/

Sunday, 18 November 2012

THE UNFORTUNATE TALENT OF FRANK OCEAN

I never heard about Christopher ‘Lonny’ Breaux a.k.a. Frank Ocean until mid 2011. I first heard his unique delivery of the hook on Jay-Z and Kanye West’s ‘No Church In The Wild’ in their ‘Watch The Throne’ album. I was impressed but not interested as such until a month later when I heard ‘Novocane’, a single from his mixtape ‘Nostalgia Ultra’. I was impressed once again by this dude who could tell a story while singing with such a smooth style. I was bumping that song for a while but it never really occurred to me to do a research on who the artist was.

Early 2012, I heard another single ‘Swim Good’ from the same mixtape ‘Nostalgia Ultra’. This time, I was sufficiently interested to google him up and I was impressed to find he was a black man. I’d always thought he was white. From then on, I started paying attention. A flurry of other songs reached me in a row, both official and unofficial releases that left me dazed at the immense talent of this 24 year old R & B singer. My anticipation for his debut album increased astronomically.

However, I was severely heart-broken when on the 4th of July, he published an open letter on his Tumblr blog recounting unrequited feelings of affection he had for another young man when he was 19 who he stated, was his first true love. The rage that followed on twitter by his steady growing number of followers was palpable. I was still in denial about this confession so I went back and replayed ‘Novocane’ and BAM! There it was sticking out like a sore thumb! A very subtle hint to his sexuality as he referred to the object of the song as a ‘she’ but says this on the hook:

“Novocane baby baby/ novocane baby, I want ya…/F*#k me good, f*#k long, f*#k me numb”

Now, hold it right there! “F*#k me numb”?! Can this happen to a guy giving it to a girl? No way! Except he’s being hit at the wrong place. Brrrrrr! I even shudder to think about it.

With this realization came regret and anger followed. I am a sucker for good music and a connoisseur of musical talent. Frank Ocean is undeniably the most talented and pure R & B artiste I have ever heard in recent times. I was so pissed, so enraged like his followers on twitter but I was determined not to lose my cool by posting obscene tweets. However, I was at loss at whom to direct my anger. How could one so talented be an embodiment of what I detested? Is this the first time I’m hearing about a gay singer, you may ask? Of course not! We all know about Sir Elton John, George Michael and Luther Vandross. I loved the song ‘sacrifice’ but the moment I heard Elton John was gay, I lost interest in that and any other song he released. In the same way, I never cared much for George Michael or Luther Vandross. So then, what’s the big deal with Frank Ocean? I was already addicted to ‘Novocane’! Several times after the song played out on my playlist, I felt so bad that I had to rant on twitter to feel better.

I can feel your judgmental thoughts against me already and I don’t blame you. In many ways, It doesn’t feel right to judge a man by his sexual orientation (I can’t believe I actually wrote that) but I’m also a firm believer that there’s only one true form of sexual orientation. Homosexuality is a perversion of nature and it will always be and as such, should be discouraged. I’m not even going to bring up the biblical angle. Was it not French physicist, Charles Augustin de Coulomb that said like charges repel and opposites attract? Its a basic rule of nature that I’ve found to be applicable in almost all spheres of endeavour as a result of the dual nature of life. This should suffice for now as the basis of my uncompromising stand. I’ve been very fortunate not to have had a friend who is gay and I pray it stays that way because folks that call me ‘homophobic’ say all kinds of sweet things about them. Frankly, you could be sweeter than honey but once you are gay, I couldn’t care less about having you around me because I’d have to watch my back at all times whenever you are around. Pretty much like going to church on a Sunday in Borno State. Yeah, I’m that paranoid.

My problem with Frank Ocean right now is that he’s just too talented, too gifted and as I see it, a force that’s going to take the music world by storm. What’s worse? The dude is bold, too damn bold! I’ve heard some other songs from his new album ‘Channel Orange’ which was released on the 10th of July, 2012 and was shocked out of my wits to discover open tributes and references to homosexuality! The first I heard was ‘Forest Gump’ where he goes on and on about a guy. Great tune, great beats but insufferable lyrics. The next was ‘Bad Religion’ where he supposedly bares his mind to a cab driver. Then there was this track, ‘We All Try’ where he goes all out trying to sell the idea of homosexuality in a most convincing manner. In what I’d classify as a beautiful song, he says:

“…I believe marriage is not between a man and a woman but between love and love…”

To the unassuming mind, this is a statement that could win almost anybody over with its ‘open mindedness’ but in actual fact, its a subtle encouragement to turn from the laws of nature to perversion.

We live in a dangerous world today. Changing times have caused people to forget the real value of real things. The importance of restrictions on freedom can never be overemphasized for no one is truly free when freedom has no restrictions. If there ever was a time to be wary of the Entertainment Industry in America, it is now. The music industry has the most influencing reach amongst our youngsters and the sudden boldness and rate at with which drugs, promiscuity (Rihanna), devil worship (Lady Gaga) and now homosexuality (Frank Ocean) are being preached is alarming. If you ever doubted the Illuminati conspiracies, perhaps now is the time to start paying attention. When Jay-Z, 50 cent and other rappers declared their support for homosexuality, I stated in one of my earlier articles, The Nagging Issue of Legitimate Homosexual Unions http://t.co/LaTu91nz that if they felt so strongly about it, they should have included it in their rap lyrics. Perhaps, I spoke too soon.

That being said, I’d like to add that most of these musicians, stars and idols in Hollywood are fore-runners of the anti-christ. They are trying to soften us for his apparent arrival which appears imminent. That is why we need to really watch the kind of songs, movies, websites, news, books and any other form of educative media our younger generation are exposed to. Its songs like Frank Ocean’s that will make homosexuality seem okay or an ‘alternative life style’ as they call it. Let’s not be deceived.

Malcolm O. Ifi.

Follow on twitter @saymalcolm 

First published on July 16th, 2012; 11:29pm at
http://t.co/IA9DXJUf

A CALL FOR RADICAL AWAKENING

When our president promised to investigate the fuel subsidy imbroglio and prosecute those involved after the revelations of titanic corruption that bedevils the oil sector, I wasn’t too impressed. When I stated my beliefs on why I wasn’t impressed, some labeled me a pessimist; most especially, those of the Niger Delta extraction.

Sadly however, I have been proven right time and time again. Just like I told all who cared to listen last year that voting on the basis of ethnic sentiments rather than by proven track record and strong antecedents would lead to another vicious circle of poor leadership. Today, not a few Nigerians who chanted all sorts of slogans and even sang songs to boost the popularity of this previously unknown man from Otuoke, Bayelsa State to enthrone him in Aso Rock are biting their nails in regret.

A look at the remarkable ascension of our previously-much-loved-number-one-citizen-turned-public-enemy-number-one to the top office in Nigeria shows a completely unremarkable political career that often makes me wonder how he ascended to that top spot. Not many who fought tooth and nail to attain that top spot despite strings of political accomplishments actually arrived there. In Goodluck Jonathan, we found the epitome of political good luck and he will go down in history as one of the luckiest politicians in Nigeria ever to have held that top spot . You all know his story (especially the no shoes part) and his subsequent elevation to the highly coveted post of C-in-C. Nigerians thought the good luck that he was named after would transfer to the nation. How wrong they were!

I do not claim to be overly informed on the many happenings in our political terrain but I remember distinctly that after the Alamiesiegha saga and his subsequent impeachment, his deputy took over. I stand corrected but I do not think there was anything worthy of note in his administration as governor but by miracle, he appeared as running mate to the immediate past president, the late Musa Yar’Adua (God rest his soul). But again, I wasn’t surprised. The political events that occur in Nigeria defy all common sense and logic.
My first danger sign of the kind of man he was came to the fore when he initially refused to declare his assets even when his boss did so. If a man’s hands are clean and all he has acquired in life are via honest means, then he has nothing to fear, right? Well, after much pressure and a specific instruction from “oga” himself, he finally complied. This was a sign; a testament to how he probably illegally enriched himself as governor of Bayelsa State but nobody thought seriously about it.

The second sign, was when he came out to blatantly deny the PDP zoning arrangement that brought him in as Vice President. It was at this point that my opinion of the man was cemented; that he was not to be trusted. After a taste of power as Acting-President, like Oliver Twist, he wanted more. Even if it meant denying the existence of an unwritten zoning arrangement of which he was a beneficiary. He played it sharp and swerved everybody. But I wasn’t bothered much as there is no honor amongst thieves.

The third sign and the deal breaker; first few months after being sworn as president, he sent a bill to the National Assembly for an amendment of the constitutional provision on the tenure of the president to six years single tenure rather than the usual four year double tenure. My danger bells chimed as loud as Big Ben! This was the priority of a president whose election was marred by a wake of massive post-election violence that destroyed the lives of many serving corpers and other innocent victims!

Fourth sign: Mind-boggling corruption. We all have to admit that this current administration despite its propaganda to engage corruption head-on, has redefined corruption and has taken it to new heights. The spate of embezzlements, the brazeness of public officials in stealing hefty sums and the frequency of tales of theft these days leaves my mind in constant daze. How can a permanent secretary steal N2b cash belonging to others and pile it up in his apartment?! How can people heartlessly loot the pension, the hope of earnest and hard working Nigerians?! How can the proceeds of oil which is the birth-right of every Nigerian be shared amongst the so called “CABALS”?! Yet, the president saw it fit to heap the burden of corruption and the inefficiency of its agencies on the impoverished masses by removing subsidy on PMS; the only thing enjoyed by the masses with failure in every sector of infrastructure, notably power. 

Finally, sign number five. Security. Over a thousand people have lost their lives in the most gruesome fashion to attacks by the radical islamic sect, Boko Haram since the advent of this administration a year ago. Attacks have become so rampant that there’s almost a bomb blast every sunday. And after each devastation, yours truly comes on to “condemn the attacks”, “promise to fish out the perpetrators”, declare that “we are winning the war against terrorism” and even more recently, threaten to expose Boko Haram sponsors in his administration. In YOUR administration?! Why haven’t you exposed them already? The lackadaisical attitude of the president to the continuous loss of life by this clear and present danger of Boko Haram leaves me speechless! Perhaps, if his beloved Dame was a casualty, wouldn’t he be spurred into action to deal with this threat decisively? Our lives are not worth much in his sight obviously. The list of woes goes on and on.
What is most baffling, amazing and annoying at the same time is Mr President’s abject lack of finesse; his dictatorial style of government. The way he dishes out policies as if in a whim. The way he makes empty and unrealistic promises; breath of fresh air while he chokes the living day light out of Nigerians…

This current subsidy probe is to me, the greatest hoax of all. It was just another scripted plot to pacify Nigerians after the fuel subsidy removal. It is well known that the culprits of the subsidy sham were and are still the most generous donors to the president’s campaign coffers even as he eyes a second tenure. Little wonder why he refused to suspend Madam Dieziani, Minister of Petroleum and chairman of NNPC and PPRA; agencies that have been indicted as strange bedfellows in this water bed of corruption in the oil industry. It is a trite principle of equity that no man should be a judge in his own case. How an unbiased report is supposed to be arrived at while Madam continually sits pretty in glittering gold with the power to hamper a proper investigation remains to be seen.

More disturbing is the recent allegations of bribery that have rocked the legislature; the people saddled with the duty of all investigations into such allegations of

Friday, 16 November 2012

THE NAGGING ISSUE OF LEGITIMATE HOMOSEXUAL UNIONS


I was born into the 80′s in Nigeria and was indoctrinated in the moral views that held sway at the time. My experiences formulated me and made me what I am and what I profess today. Thus, I absolve myself from any cliches or labels that may be thrown in my direction as a result of my views.

Being a creature of such a time which I would tag the golden era (feel free to disagree. Makes no difference to me), life as a kid wasn’t bliss but it was exciting. Things were done in the manner which today, would be classified as “old school”, a term I favor greatly. Old school in the sense that there was still a great connect between who we were and what we were taught to be. Our traditional norms and religious values were in total control and for those of us fortunate to be so guided were properly molded according to an unwritten but highly accepted standard. Our guardians smacked the shit out of us for erratic and unacceptable behavioral traits we may have displayed at the time in order to steer us back into the right path. All forms of eccentricity and queerness were deeply frowned on. Some issues taking prominence today were alien to my vocabulary. I don’t think I ever heard some words until my later years as a teen. Makes you wonder about the kids of today…overdosed on information, both good and evil.

However, most worthy of note was the unconscious and deep moral value that was instilled as a result of such “close-marking”. We were properly tooled with the religious morals and traditional values to sustain us and the next generation. But something went wrong with the world somewhere…or did it? Little did we know that the protective cover of moral values instilled were to act as a sort of insulator, “shock-absorber” as we ventured albeit willfully to the unprotected world of adults. Here, we learnt the consequences of choice, the disappointments of expectations and the immorality of a previously believed moral world. What then is the probative value of these instilled morals and values? Simple. To assist us in choices we make.

This long and rambling introduction is an attempt to unravel the mystery behind the current clamor by more “civilized” parts of the world for the legalization of homosexual marriages and their insistence that Africa follow suit. A very volatile subject, I agree. One that has led to the occasional temper flare and in more primitive climes, tragic loss of life.

I would begin by saying that it cannot be ascertained with utmost certainty when homosexuality began but in biblical times, it was first recorded in the book of Genesis 19 and this aberrant behavior amongst many others led to the destruction of the city of Sodom with all its inhabitants save Lot and his children. It was spoken against also in Leveticus 18:22; 20:13, I Kings 14:24; 15:12; 22:46; II King 23:7; Deuteronomy 23:17 and also in the New Testament of the bible by the apostle Paul in Romans 1: 27; I Corinthians 6:9 and I Timothy 1:10. As a result of the moral codes espoused by the doctrines of christianity, it is regarded as immoral and sinful.

In Africa, I doubt if the concept of homosexuality existed. If it did, our primitive ways would have most certainly discouraged it either by meting out the harshest imaginable penalty or total ostracism. Therefore, it was a Western corruption definitely introduced by colonization.

By the beginning of the 20th century, it was regarded as a pathology by the rest of the “civilized” world. Psychoanalysts viewed it as a result of faulty development and a deviant condition. No biological explanation was ever found and this fact lent credence to psychoanalysis.

However, attitudes began to change and it is claimed they came about as a result of the publications of two reports, Sexual Behavior In The Human Male (1948) and Sexual Behavior In The Human Female (1952) by American biologist, Alfred Charles Kinsey. Both reports contained inflated estimates of the homosexual behavior and the incidence of its behavior. This led to scientific discussions which eventually fostered the American Psychiatric Association in 1973 to delist it from its list of mental illnesses and in 1980, drop it from its list of Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM). What informed this change is still largely unknown.
In the late 1990′s and early 2000, the clamor increased for equal rights of homosexuals with heterosexual counterparts. Several countries legalized homosexual unions, including South Africa. In 2003, the Episcopal Church USA confirmed an openly gay man as the bishop of New Hampstead and this prompted other Anglican bishops, including the Nigerian diocese to withdraw from the Anglican Communion.

Today in 2012, Western Leaders have intensified campaigns to bring the ugly trend to Africa with David Cameron and Hilary Clinton threatening to withdraw aid from several African countries if homosexuality was not legalized. My heart fluttered with relief at the rebuffs to such attempts. The Nigerian Senate proceeded to criminalize it in order to discourage the trend that was gradually taking root in Nigeria.

Against this back drop, bearing in mind that Christianity, a borrowed religion is one of the major sources of moral values that I earlier spoke of, I often wonder what really changed? The inquisitive me would have loved to read the actual contents of Alfred Charles Kinsey’s reports but in this case, I believe my ignorance would serve me better. I’d only point out that homosexuality has been shown to have no biological basis as a sexual orientation but yet a biologist wrote a report that spurred “it” on. Strange, eh?

How about colonialism? One of its various aims as we are told was for religious propagation, economic exploitation and cultural exchange. Of course, there was no cultural exchange. Let’s be honest, christianity and western education were forced down our throats. Not that I’m complaining though. I just like to tell it as it is. As we absorbed both, we gradually lost our identity while we totally assimilated everything about our masters. The good, the bad and the terrible. Hence, “it” came into our culture. But wait a minute! Wasn’t this the same people who brought us the bible? The same bible that condemned homosexuality? Now, these western powers that be now tell us unequivocally to embrace it. When Obama recently declared his support for gay marriage, I was heart-broken. Heart-broken because Obama is a son of our dark continent. But then something I’m familiar with is what people do in the name of politics. Ask Reuben Abati. Whether this declaration will bring in any political windfall for Obama as he runs for a second term as US president remains to be seen. Ok…

The most shocking of all! How did “it” get into the church?! A gay bishop? So you are telling me when I’m in God’s presence, I gotta watch my “back”? My nation Nigeria may boast of many ills but at least, at that point in time, when it mattered, a solid decision was made. Going by the bible we were given by our colonial masters, we may just have averted destruction like what happened to Sodom.
The ideal definition of marriage for all purposes remains as defined in the old British family law case of Hyde V. Hyde and Woodmansee (1866) L. R. 1 P. & D. 130 where marriage was defined as follows by Lord Penzance.

“Marriage as understood in Christendom is the voluntary union for life of one man and one woman, to the exclusion of all others.”

Any talk of marriage of any two persons of the same sex in a church and following the rituals of marriage is bollocks! There…I said it.

I shudder at the thought of a world where homosexuality is viewed as normal. I fear mostly for my unborn kids. It appears as if the kids of the world have been subtly thrown into the fray. Two comic book companies I grew up reading, DC and Marvel Comics both resolved to reflect the uncomfortable homosexuality topic. Marvel Comics went ahead to lay the ground for gay super hero Northstar, a member of the famed X-Men to get married in its next issue! *gnashes teeth* This is ridiculous! Why do adult gay men need comic super heroes as role models?! This is an attempt to influence impressionable young minds! Anyway, I’m resolved Malcolm Jnr. will read no comics.

In conclusion, less than two days after Obama’s declaration, Jay-Z, one of the most influential rappers in the world followed suit in saying he saw nothing wrong with homosexual marriage. Shortly after, T.I. and 50cents followed. If y’all feel so strongly about it, put it in your rap lyrics. Give me a good reason to stop listening to rap. God, I miss 2pac!


Malcolm O. Ifi.

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SHABBY TREATMENT AND CRAPPY SERVICE DELIVERY: DOES ANYONE REALLY CARE?


Service provision is an integral function of government, agencies, public and private institutions. This is the reason they exist in the first place. But in Nigeria, government functions without providing services. Moneys allocated to aid government’s function of service providing ends up in pockets of a few government officials, their families, friends of families, friends and friends of friends. This is no news.

Sadly, this great web of corruption has spread and eaten deep into the private sector. Multinationals come to do business in Nigeria for the sole purpose of exploiting Nigerian resources as well as the Nigerian people. The impunity and frequency with which this occurs has become a constant cause for worry. From construction to oil, production, telecommunications and aviation to mention a few, the brazen disrespect for the people of Nigeria leaves me stupefied and makes me ponder on this new form of slavery – capitalist slavery.

Corruption appears to be the root of all things evil in Nigeria. It is the reason companies that operate in Nigeria give little or no thought to their corporate social responsibility. Even worse is the failure of regulatory arms or agencies of government to ensure compliance with standard and best universally accepted practices in the provision of services of Nigerian citizens and also, in terms of employment. Among the many duties owed citizens, a government must ensure that companies that operate within its territory and make use of its resources or man-power must play a great role in empowering its citizen. Sadly, this is not the case in Nigeria. What we have instead is multinationals who come to do business in our country and oppress us with poor services, pathetic wages and shabby treatment in terms of workers welfare. Some of these foreign nationals prefer sometimes to bring their own students who are paid and treated like qualified expatriates to the detriment of our own qualified professionals. This is particularly true with the companies of Asian extraction and a few of our African brother companies operating in Nigeria.

Why do these foreign companies come to do business in our nation, use our resources, exploit us and get away with it? Its simple. We don’t love ourselves and we have a long history of exploitation from our government that has totally killed our self esteem and voice to speak out against ill-treatment. Our government and even our president doesn’t “give a damn”. Charity they say, begins at home. Our own local companies don’t care about us. Many times, goods and services which we depend on and pay exorbitant prices for are epileptic, fake or heavily unreliable and delivered at the whims of these companies.

RAPE UNDER NIGERIAN LAW: TIME FOR A REVIEW


Recently, I had a discourse with a friend who is a member of the Nigerian Police Force. He was pointing out to me how unfair and lopsided the definition of rape under our Nigerian law is. This was something I had noticed many years ago while in the University but I didn’t really give it serious thought. A recent news report made me look into the issue a bit more seriously.

It was reported by Daily Post on the 17th of July, 2012 that in Ogbadibo Local Government Area of Benue State, a man was allegedly raped to death in the early hours of Tuesday by his six wives. He had returned late that night from a beer parlour where he usually hung out and headed to the room of his youngest wife to have sex with her when his other wives, armed with sticks and knives demanded that he sleep with all of them. When he resisted, he was overpowered and each wife took turns with him until he passed on to the afterlife.

Under Nigerian Law, while it would be accurate to charge the wives of the man for manslaughter, it would be virtually impossible to charge them for rape. Here is why.
Section 357 of the Criminal Code Act, CAP 77, LFN 1990 defines rape thus:

“Any person who has unlawful carnal knowledge of a woman or girl, without her consent, or with her consent, if the consent is obtained by force or by means of false threats or intimidation of any kind, or by fear of harm, or by means of false or fraudulent representation as to the nature of the act, or in case of a married woman, by personating her husband is guilty of an offence called rape”.

The Penal Code defines rapes as follows:

“A man can be held guilty of rape if he has sexual intercourse with a woman without her consent, or with her consent, if consent was unlawfully obtained”.

From the above provision, it becomes quite glaring that under Nigerian law, only a man is capable of committing the crime of rape. Section 357 of Criminal Code clear states that;
“…any person who has unlawful carnal knowledge of a woman or girl…”

Under the latin phrase in statutory construction, Expressio Unius Est Exclusion Alterius, the express mention of one person, thing or consequence implies the exclusion of all others. A variation of this principle of statutory interpretation is Expressium Facit Cessare Tacitum ; what is expressed puts an end to what is implied. Simply put, where a statute or law by its terms is expressly limited to certain matters or persons, an interpretation or construction can not be extended to others.

This principle presupposes that the makers of the law would not have made specific enumerations in a law or statute if the intention was not to restrict its meaning and confine its interpretation to those terms that were expressly mentioned. Thus, the absence of the mention women as possible perpetrators of rape, totally excludes them from ever committing such an offence.

Rape being a criminal offence in the Code is consistent with the general principles stated in Section 2(4) of the Code. Principles of evidence and judicial precedents provides that the prosecution must prove the concurrence of both physical (actus reus) and mental (mens rea) elements before it can secure a conviction. The burden of proof lies squarely on the shoulders of the prosecution and it is to make its case beyond reasonable doubt.
Proof of rape majorly relates to the physical element of the crime. Section 6 of the Code defines unlawful carnal knowledge as;

“…carnal connection which takes place otherwise than between husband and wife.”

From this definition, all other forms of carnal connection are deemed unlawful in the eyes of law, though there’s an absence of criminal liability except when the woman did not validly consent to it as valid consent is the hallmark of the offence of rape.

Furthermore, proof of unlawful carnal knowledge is the material element of rape and what amounts to unlawful carnal knowledge is explained in Section 6 of the Code thus;

“When the term “carnal knowledge” or the term “carnal connection” is used in defining an offence, it is implied that the offence, so far as regards that element of it, is complete upon penetration.”

Thus, before penetration is achieved, proof of unlawful carnal knowledge is impossible. It has been held in several case laws that a degree of penetration so slight and light that it didn’t cause any laceration or injury of the hymen would be sufficient in law for the offence of rape to be complete. Even if the victim is “virgo intacta” or yet to be disvirgined, the court from surrounding circumstances that satisfies it will convict such accused person. See R v. Russen (1891) 2 QB and Jegede v. The State (2001) FWLR (Pt. 66) 72 at 73. Furthermore, the requirement of penetration as proof of “carnal knowledge” or “carnal connection” has also made it practically impossible for a woman to rape a man since a woman possesses no such bodily appendage that may allow for penetration.

Flowing from the above, there is no doubt that the intention of the draftsmen of the Code was to prescribe a stiff penalty for rape. Under Section 358 of the Code, it is punishable with life imprisonment. Even an attempt to commit it is also an offence punishable by a term of 14 years imprisonment, with or without whipping.

However, the Code Criminal Code Act was first established in 1916; a time when rape was considered as an offence committed by males against females and they totally overlooked a situation where women rape men. Today, the world has changed so drastically that the current definition of rape under our laws are restrictive and are in dire need of revision.

The definition of rape varies in different parts of the world and at different times in history. The United Nations (UN) defines it as;

“Sexual intercourse without valid consent.”

The World Health Organization (WHO) in 2002 defined it as;

“Physically forced or otherwise coerced penetration – even if slight – of the vulva or anus, using a penis, other body parts or an object.”

Early this year, the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), for their annual Uniform Crime Reports, changed their definition from, “The carnal knowledge of a female forcibly and against her will” to “The penetration, no matter how slight, of the vagina or anus with any body part or object, or oral penetration by a sex organ of another person, without the consent of the victim.”

The definition, which had remained unchanged since 1927, was considered outdated and narrow. The updated definition includes any gender of victim and perpetrator, not just women being raped by men. It recognizes that rape with an object can be as traumatic as penile/vaginal rape and also includes instances in which the victim is unable to give consent because of temporary or permanent mental or physical incapacity, and recognizes that a victim can be incapacitated and thus unable to consent because of ingestion of drugs or alcohol. However, the definition does not change federal or state criminal codes or impact charging and prosecution on the federal, state or local level; it rather means that rape will be more accurately reported nationwide.

Incidences of other kinds of rape have become more popular in recent times. Several studies argue that male-male (sodomy) rape, as well as female-female (lesbian) rape, might be the most common and least-reported forms of rape, especially in prisons, with some studies suggesting such rapes are substantially more common than male-female rapes in the general population.

Research from the UK suggests that almost 3% of men reported a non-consensual sexual experience as adults and over 5% of men reported sexual abuse as a child. This does not take into account the possibility of exaggeration or false reports nor of under-reporting. Recognition of male-male rape in law has historically been limited; the first successful prosecution for attempted male-male rape in the UK was not until 1995.

Male-male rape has historically been shrouded in secrecy due to the stigma attached to it. According to psychologist Dr Sarah Crome, fewer than one in ten male-male rapes are reported. There is a serious lack of services and support for such victims and legal systems are often ill-equipped to deal with this type of crime.

Contrary to previous beliefs, women can commit an act of rape with force or deception to make a man engage in a non-consensual penetrative or non-penetrative sexual act. Several widely publicized cases of female-on-male rape in the United States involved school teachers raping their underage students. Penetration of an adult man by a woman is possible through forcible stimulation of external male genitalia or the anus, or by forced penetration of the anus with the use of strap-ons, dildos, or other foreign object. Rape of a man by a woman could also occur when limited sexual activities are agreed upon and a man’s penis is placed in a woman in violation of the limits that had been set.

It has been reported in Zimbabwe that gangs of pretty women have been raping men to harvest their sperm for use in traditional luck-enhancing “juju” rituals. According to local media reports, victims of the freeway femme fatales are drugged or subdued at gun or knife-point; one man was even compelled to perform at ‘snake-point’ when his rapists brandished a live snake. The male victims are then given a sexual stimulant and forced to have sex continually, occasionally unprotected, before being dumped on the side of the road.

In November 2011, three sisters and one of their boyfriends were charged in a Harare court for attacking male hitchhikers and collecting their semen. They faced 17 counts of aggravated indecent assault, as a woman raping a man is not a criminal offense in the country.

There is no doubt now that the phenomenon of rape has become inclusive to both genders. The various sections dealing with rape in our Criminal Code Act should be revised to include female-male rape, male-male rape, female-female rape and more importantly, spousal rape. The provision of Section 357 of the Code is discriminatory against men in the light of the recent misfortune in Benue State. This should engender the need for the provisions of our various laws to be revised and updated to be in touch with modern day realities.


Malcolm O. ifi. 
Follow on twitter @saymalcolm

First published on July25, 2012. 3: 28pm at http://wp.me/p2tOPN-39

Sources: Daily Post Newspaper; dailypost.com.ng
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